Whaddup. I'm Alice. 21. Things most likely to be found on my blog at the moment are: a collection of random stuff <3 I reblog an awful lot and none of the pictures are mine unless I say so, including the pictures used within the theme.








Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

  #face: Gordon Ramsey  



Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions


life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

make me choose | crystalreeds asked me
luke or michael in good girls

  #baby    #face: Michael Clifford    #5sos  

Reasons why i love Ashton Irwin

  #if you don't like ashton irwin you're wrong    #I mean the boy is literal sunshine    #I just want to hug him    #face: Ashton Irwin    #5sos  


Oh dear jesus

  #this is not fair michael    #you need to stop    #face: Michael Clifford    #5sos  


if any of u meet 5sos-official i hope u give them this…… thank u to the shakespeare of our time……………

  #best poet of all time    #face: Calum hood    #5sos  

"All Time Low lead singer Alex Gaskarth has said that this song is about an affair he had with an older married woman. The song got its title because they would meet in coffee shops." (x)

  #babies    #face: a hatchet to the face    #face: i like your shirt    #face: it's too hot i'm on fire    #face: hey you like face to face    #atl  





there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots